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a chaste telugu coupleloved by ideal couple. a couple adored by the couplesall over the world. a home of eternal love. a garden of quince of lord shiva. a fragrant flower of love thata man presents to his wife. it is a duet of love filled withnine moods and peaceful co-existence. an ideal way of life together thatsymbolizes the culture of india. a journey through the sea of lifewith the help of wife. it is a delightful song of soulsinspired by life is little pleasures.

journey of a holy couple throughthe flowery paths of worldly life. it is a stirring tale of affectionof a couple who crossed 60 years. a victory flag of successful marriagehoisted proudly by the couple. salutations to motherland! mother, i bow to thee! rich with thy hurrying streams,bright with orchard gleams. cool with thy winds of delight. dark fields waving mother of might,mother free. glory of moonlight dreams,over thy branches and lordly streams.

clad in thy blossoming trees,mother, giver of ease. laughing low and sweet. mother i kiss thy feet.speaker sweet and low. mother, to thee i bow. this is radio station,hyderabad centre, indian year of 1934,28th day of bhadrapada month! 2012 ad, september 19!wednesday morning! we greet our listeners on theoccasion of lord ganesh festival. you look exactly like a monkey!

get down! you called me a monkey, so, i will come downonly if you offer me a fruit. fruit? i will beat youwith a mud piece! you will put soap nut liquidinto my eyes. thank god, you did not sayi will season you! get down, my man! troubling me on festival day! may you live long enough withblessings of mother and mother-in-law.

still? having 25 children.this is good! no shame at all!watch out! still it is good! good, it will be good. do it slowly, i may loseremaining hair too! my head is not a vessel! it is bitter.that is why i told you shut your mouth. it is wonderful! mischievous like a child!

pour water! hot, it is very hot!hot? take it. eye, wound! take fruit! where is the pomegranate leaf?it is there only! where is the leaf? always troubles me,all leaves are for god, right? leaves ring to my memory,add few leafy vegetables.

you have 3 brinjal cutyesterday, right? historians say old brinjal aregood for chutney than fresh ones. offer prayers! lady is fingersand brinjal will not go anywhere. how come curry leaves are here? use fresh curry leaves for soups! it must fall into the soupdirectly from the tree. not into well, right? just because you have stock,do not add too much of coriander! coriander must be like rhythm of tanpurain the brinjal chutney.

you woke me up early morning! despite my warning,you gave me an oil bath! i am dying with hunger, did not havea drop of water since morning. you are feeding the bulls first! not bull, but cow!it is sin, repent! he is like that, is it tasty? if you are hungry,you would eat few extra morsels. clarified butter!pour! excellent!

delicious like nectar. taste is not in the thingbut in your hands! may the food giver live happily!may you digest all the food! betel leaves! get it yourself. you lazy woman! great! you made the plant tosprout betel punch! you are not an ordinary woman!

you are a bit, lady! bloody lady! useless boy! never let others to live in peace.donkey! what chutney is it?coriander! bland! i know, coriander will not do for you.you want hot and spicy! add chili powder! did you feel the heat on tastingwhat you sniffed little earlier?

you are taking revenge on me. i am avenging for missingdraksharamam proposal. if i had married him, i would not be toilinglike a beast here, i would be sleeping like a queenon the silk bed! what is here other that thesmell of snuff powder? i feel burning sensationin stomach. have some more chili powder! you have medicine, right?

1, 2, 3 5! how are children? they are ruling the worldlike 5 pandavas! what do they lack?they are doing fine! do not have the chance ofspeaking to them on phone. what can you speak to them? night falls here andday breaks for them there! anyway you get a call fromthem every week, right?

they are visiting usonce in every 2 or 3 years. phones they bought are dead! things beyond our reach arealways more beautiful! strange humans who snap bonds! attached detachment! they should yearn for us,why should we yearn for them? i feel like to eat something,where is the mango jelly bar? not anywhere else,it is right beside me. do not know when you get upat night for what!

our eldest son loves mango jelly bar! people live according to their tastes. though they are our children,we must not be dependent on them. where we are destined to getair and water. it is god is wish! god is wish? not mango jelly bar! pluck flowers, my friendi have to visit temple tender like youbeautiful like you flowers

disturbing sleep is as sinfulas disturbing penance. fools do not have the sense of time. stop it, you fool! i am grandpa here! indeed 'appadam' grandpa! i told your father, mother and sister,i am telling you again. do not call me as and when you wish! there is a day every week, right?call on that day only! i will kill you! i will not show mercybecause you are my youngest grandson.

cut the call! this is akashavani radio station,now poetry recital! now let us listen to jonnavithularamalingeswara rao is coffee hymn! coffee every morninggives real kick it is big troubleif we miss it a day it is sheer luck to geta good cup of coffee nectar is humbug, my dear men o coffee! you are one of a kind drinkin all the worlds

that is why i tie you upin my mouth raise slogans of praise withour tongue every morning o mother of taste, do not make me scoldwife for an early morning bed coffee fresh coffee, nescafe bless uswith your divine taste, brook bond loved by world over, life giver may you flow in every home every hour,o goddess of hot beverage the aroma of you dripping down inthe steel filter is really deadly a little of it canbring back the dead to life missing you for a day ruinsthe day with cranky behaviour

that is why they get you urgently they bring and keep safely to prepareand wait patiently till it is served the serve a frothy coffee bypouring it from one cup to another even men from traditional familiesgo to have a cup of barista coffee they get disappointedif the shop is closed i seek refuge in you, o goddess coffee! fabulous! what son? no problem, carry on.

he is having coffee,he will be in a trance. he will not come out of it for an hour. it seems elder one has gone tosan francisco, did he tell you on phone? who is she?granddaughter of aunt subbulu! the girl who is named after me, it seems she gave a danceperformance in tata conference not tata?cat? not even that? what is it then? dats?

damn it! that is it! telugu people split upinto 3 in a day! something is boiling on stove, wait. gravy is boiling! centrum? no need, son.he never uses english medicines. get something for my knee pain. grandson?does he want to talk to me? in telugu? no? let him talk!

yes, grandma only! grandpa is having coffee. if he hears your telugu,he will kill you. will you make a cartoon filmon your grandpa? does my husband look likea cartoon or joker to you? hey you call your father! are you cooking every day oreating frozen food? what is the time now there? go to sleep.

okay, she is fine, right?tell her i had inquired. bye! one must have attached detachment! what is the use of getting too attachedwith parents like your mother? did your mother or fatherever come to see you? did you ever think about them? what is this?why are you washing my sari? you wash my dhoti, is it wrongif i wash your sari? moreover when i wash, squeezeor dry your sari, wonderful, i am overwhelmedby feelings!

enough! every man has bp and diabeteslike god is discus and conch! why will he not get affected?look at you! you draw water from well early morning, sweep the courtyard,make motifs, cook, wash clothes, grind batter,do all the household work, why would you get affected by ailments? hold it! there is a switch for water, cooking,switch for making chutney or batter, leave it!

getting lazy to put the switch,there is a remote switch now! at an age when young shouldbe able to digest stones, they are eating a handful of tablets,what bloody times have come! this sari was brought by govind. i could not sleep wellwhen you went out of station. i would sleep using your sarias bedspread. you would appear in the sari i used! in my dream! look, kistappa is bearing fruitfor every leaf! wonderful!

look at madhava, is not he takinggood care of us? look, how he has taken theresponsibility on his shoulders. govind too has not forgotten the elders! look, he too wants toprovide us support! hubby! when i see these flowers,it makes me remember meenakshi. she loves these flowers. people used to think we were sisters. such a long plait, big eyes!

are you listening? she loved, married himand went away to kharagpur. do not know how she is doing now? oh god! she did not make it toour youngest son is marriage too. did you see how nicelyi have made the garland? is it not? meenakshi would have doneit much better. take it, offer it to your god. your comb my hair once in 12 years, yet

you get to know whatever i think!that is the problem i have with you. comb properly. fragrant like goddess parvathi is hair. i have added fragrant roots andhibiscus flowers to the hair oil. it adds fragrance. leave it.what do you lose if i compare? should not there be a limit to compare? comparing me with goddess herself! you are a goddess to me.

goddess or ankalamma? he is back again!please calm down! childishness!my foot childishness! you are too much! why are you after my home like bad luck?what happened now? it seems you are telling everyone thatappadas is growing garlic plants in home. my will and wish,i will grow cannabis if not garlic. will you behead me for that?i will kill you, silly boy! you shut up! i will kill if youcome here again, donkey!

useless donkey! i will kill you!please calm down. do not be childish like them.who is child? are we going to trouble others? we are living on our own withoutanyone seeing us. why is he banging the door,bloody. what happened now? he saw me combing your hairfrom the door hole, he told everyone that old manis combing hair of grandma.

just comb her hair,i will give her a bath too! i will do anything,she is my wife and my will! no control on your tongue! you talk as you like, stubborn manis not bothered about others hearing it. you were a teacher too!moreover have 3 masters degrees! what is the use?no control on emotions! you talk about self-control! no use of those uselessmeditations and yoga! anger is one is enemy,patience is one is protection!

correct, i got the poem butcannot grasp the essence of it. though you are a cow,will not you butt if i pinch your tail? this is akashavani radio station, in today is program of classical music, we are listening instrumental music! percussions by dr yella venkateshwara raoand nemani somayajulu, two! i am going up the ladder to top! great! up the ladder again!

lord, bless me another big leap! gone! i think lord heard you,he gave a kick to take you down! get down further, that is it! hey look there! a parrot is eatingthe tender mango beautifully! it is a squirrel not a parrot! i can see clearly thered beak and green body! no, it is a squirrel. i can see clearly the 3 lines drawnby lord rama, it is a squirrel.

you moved my coin! cheating game!i will not accept this! i do not have the necessityto play cheating games. if you cheat women,you will go to hell. she-devils and vultureswould besiege you there! it is my mistake to playwith a cheater like you. you got cheated, my dear! did you add stones of mango? my left eye was batteringas a sign of bad omen. i knew there is an impending danger!

when the gravy is boiling, it mustbe like churning of sea of milk! when seasoning, it must be like firstrain and create a storm in the cup! must be like my death anniversary! family life and gravy getstastier as it simmers! buchi, remember well! do not just sprinkle asafoetidain dishes, use it in good measure, it must be at least thesize of a big bead! it will be fabulous!

vow of silence i am dead!is it auspicious ekadashi day? i cannot understand youand you cannot understand me. i am saying everything is fine and okay!nothing else! what? am i like a cow? do i eat grass and drop cow dung? do you want me to sleep in backyard? you want me to milk the cow!

will you make pudding with cow is milk? she is looking angry, it meansshe will make tamarind rice. if she asks for milk,she will make pudding! thank god, my head would havebroken into two pieces. savithri, weekly one day shetakes vow of silence. but why do we fight always? i got it. you listen to me without a protest. but i do not listento what she says, right?

that is the difference. do you have sense?what is the time now? noon! what is this silly cry at noon? you are becoming like appadas! i could not sleep last night.loose motions! you eat whatever you can layyour hands on. can you not keep control onyour food intake? how?

when i see cashew nuts then, eat few leaves of mintand few grains of pepper. pepper? it is hot! you will not let earthwormssurvive in rains, you will not let butterfliesto fly in spring, in summer, you eat vegetarianand non-vegetarian! same cry again! shut your mouth andhave a digestive juice! the moment i sleep,he is up to something!

what is that? what happened? you are bleeding!please bear it. i said bear it, please hold it. a little turmeric powder will heal it. god! do not shout! bear the pain! did you hurt your leg too?- it fell! will not i give you ask me? stolen jaggery and kisses are sweeter,you have to experience it to understand.

then, enjoy it! kiss is for the jaggerynot to wife! shameless man! this is little personal. okay? okay? think about god, it is good!always chanting names of sons! they too were named after gods!you gave them the names. i thought you would have 1 or 2 children,so i named the eldest as krishna. you gave birth to a son every year,

so i took to the chant of godto name them. did a great job! calcium! am i man or wall?it is burning. when meenakshi did this in our marriage,it did not burn but was cool. wives are always cheap to husbands! wash it or else it may burn! i entered the garden early morningto get flowers for your prayers, lord. the garden was shining brightin the morning sun!

flowers were playing happilyin the mother is lap! then i stood near a plant with flowers bending down a branch seeing this horrorflowers were horrified cried with tears rolling downasking will you take our lives? hubby!what? please take out pickles from the jar!okay! pickles get tastier as it soaks.

coconut to eat! coconut? yes.fabulous! why did you remove the ladderasking me get pickles? will you let me make chutneywith coconut? you silly woman, get the ladder! will you bring orshall i rip out your skin? why are you behaving sillylike keti in puppet show? sit silently.

what about your silly acts, bangarakka? get the ladder.no way! today you will die in my hands. let the sin of killing a womanaffect me, may i go to the hell! this will happen!enough of empty threats! you are not coming downtill i grate coconuts. you will be born as dog in next life. is this life any better than that? if i jump from here

you are not a leo!you belong to aries! cheating runs in your family!your father is a cheat! he promised many things but gavejust a nose pin for marriage. as if yours is harishchandra family! they promised rs.500 cash and5 sovereigns of gold, but got just 3 sovereignsof gold only! moreover it has 3 grams of lac! do not grind as you wish,grind it softly. grind it little more.

check if salt stone is ground or not. add pulse! fry it perfectly. only on occasions,never made any offering to god. do not know how the sinswould affect me. do not do injustice to meand that chutney. will it be more thatwhat you did to me? had that draksharamam proposalbeen materialized golden waist belt, 6 pairs ofbangles, they promised a chain too! they did not want a penny as dowry!

one must be lucky to enjoy life! no use of thinking now. i feel like i am at thethreshold of heaven! your hands create magic! look at the holy discus and conchwith holy mark in between. your eyes have a problem,that is why you see holy marks! ammi, you tolerate abusesbut not praise. you always make pots and covers only! you have forgotten to make lamps.

i would have finished offering1 lakh lamp prayer. i told you a lakh times. you wanted to offer prayers for16 benefits. i arranged it. then, you said anotherspecial prayer, i said okay. you gave vermillion ofevery one in the village. i said okay to any prayeryou wanted to offer. but 1 lakh lampagain 1 lakh lamp. it is bad omen for us. first we planned it,your mother fell sick.

second time we fixed the dayand my father died. if you talk about it,someone would die!- silent! do not talk about bad things. do not connect those two things. you are lazy to make lamps. do not say like that. did not i make thousands of lampswhen you asked and stored it inside? you put everything i sayin backburner. whatever you say i will carryit on my head.

do not argue like a foolish woman. yes, i am foolish,you are a great man! no, can you understandwhat i am saying! go away!you go away! mad man! go! savithri! who is greater in nature?man or woman? in my opinion man is great,what about you? so little like goat milk.that is why they say cow is milk. did you drink while milking it?

thank god! goat is milk makes me remembermahatma gandhi! that great man got us freedom withlittle goat milk and few ground nuts. i think i was studying in class 4, gandhi came to rajahmundry, we planned to visit andmade cotton cloth using hand weaver! piercing through the crowdin railway station, do you know how did i reach him? i could not get the opportunityto garland him,

but i got the opportunityto touch his holy feet! when i think of touching his feet,even today it thrills me! really a great man! like einstein said this generation maynot believe gandhi lived in this country. you and gandhi havemany similarities! if we remove your love for food. love letter? love letters for us? is it electricity bill?

pay it before due date,if not he will cut the power. what happened to you?looks like you have slipped! do not feel shy,it is natural to enjoy life! how nice the unripe mangoes are! let us make pickles, pluck! pluck! shall i? i will pluck it. catch it.

no, nocatch it. i am dead! i thought you will be weightlessbut heavy like a dead calf! even a towel would be heavyin old age. okay, get up.no need! you wantonly put me down. do not i know your mischief? get up, get up.i have broken my leg. it is burning!

please bear it,you rush for everything. am i? wait, sit! dew! searching for me already!just now? you went long back! i was invited for a function, you will not let me go out of houseif you are awake. you stand guard like demoness lankini! did you bring my share of pulse?they gave a lot!

season it for tonight. cannot digest it at night. come, come oh i got you ardhanareeswara! i searched for you separately!are you both in one place? buchi, when i wrote a letterabout my husband is death, i cannot forget the wayyou reacted to it, after that sending money every yearfor the education of my son, he got a job in campus selection,

he wants to seek yourblessings personally, please bless him, you have been helping me a lot, your husband who is allowing youto do it without a protest, you both are like gods to us, how am i to repay the gratitude always your friend meenakshi! it is easy to born as humans,but difficult to live like humans. wake up o sun!

the horizon is turning red! why are you toiling like this?like a man of many trades! i will clean cotton andyou criticize me. please come here for a moment. come i say!coming! i am here! look there! how beautiful the butterfly is! do you want it?i told you to see. i cannot just see,if you point a finger, i will do it.

hold this. come children to hear little, small,short, smart stories butterfly! that is okay! but where is your dhoti? hubby!what happened? rope is cut! it was brought when we werenewly married. we had an angle, right?no need of it!

are you there? we got this amulet for govindwhen he was 7 years old. amulet with lord anjaneya! good torchlight,fell into well and got rusted. will it work? look here! silver ring withgoddess lakshmi! it belongs to kesava, he tiedthread to tighten it, poor boy! offering dispenser! crow might have picked anddropped into well.

whose milk dispenser is this? may be madhava is second son is. he would have thrown it into wellfor giving him castor oil. whose is that?who else? yours! this is to cover shame, right? there is a limit for fun! this is your third granddaughter is whois named after you buchi lakshmi! now i remember! i got it made by poli shetty!

now i have a real surprize for you! show me! when you came here asmy newly wedded wife, i brought this fromchennai vummidiars for you! i know, you got this to knowwhere i am like belling a cat! mischievous ideas! i got it to see you movearound the home like an angel. it is best to do this jobwhich gives returns! look, unripe bananas!

how far has your cooking come?you want any help? why will you not?prepare this too. always troubles me.always after food! it means rains produce food! food is very important tothe world, right? it means food is manifestation of god! buchi, first morsel of foodto me is like lord shiva! i will consecrate it with water! i will put a dot with pickle!

i will offer coriander garland! offer mashed pulse! lastly i will cleanse it with curdand unite it with my soul. it is salutations and obeisance to me. that is devotion andthat is food! it seems god writes the namesof eaters on the banana leaf. when we are born, he signs a documentof how many one has in his or her life! once a man completes hisquota of leaves, what is left? earth!

but number is secret! myth of time! take it! savoury! take a quarter! have it. one for you, one for me.give! look! this brings to memoryabout our marriage band! why not?

he played in our marriage. we almost made a himalayan effortto get him paid a rupee. do not talk too much, your peoplewere not any less stingy. they promised 5 day marriage butfinished on fourth day with 7 feasts. on the day your people arrived,they said they will eat only once, said next day is saturdayand would be fasting, did you eat less? two large vessels of tamarind rice, two big bowls of ginger chutneywere sent to the guest house.

i swear we did not get a chanceto wash the vessels too! finished four pots of buttermilk. not only that we sent half acre ofplantains in a bullock cart, you did not even leave thebanana peels! cooking was like good medicine! your people served ghee with grass! my father said that is more thanenough for your people. do you know about 5 jewelsin cooking? brinjal delicacy, leaf vegetable,pumpkin with pulse jack fruit mash!

plantain gravy, i know all that. i have heard it millions of timesin these 50 years. with your grace though i did notget to wear diamond rings, the holes still remain! why are you speaking nasty thingswithout considering your age? nasty things? you are sprinkling pesticide,cover your face! it kills humans easily butnot the insects. it was flowering well,somebody cast evil eyes on it.

then, keep a scarecrowto ward off evil eyes. no need of scarecrowto ward off evil, buchi! if you stand here for an hourevery evening letting down your hair, forget about insects,not even birds would dare come near. marrying you would make me ascarecrow, what else can i be? i was very beautiful asa little girl. carrying this demon,i have become like seetha in lanka. enough of your taunt. taunt?

forget about birds, not even ghosts andevil spirits would dare come here, appadas. hey you lankini,have you made me a scarecrow? did not you feel when youtold to go forest? wait, i will take you to task.what will you do, man? i am leaving! i am giving up world tobecome a sanyasi! delighted to hear! i will never step into thishome again in my life. i am saved! so be it!

my heart is burningfor making fun of me. my entire body is burning,who am i to complain? insult! i am leaving home forever! i do not know anymore sanskrit,if you want, leave happily! your behaviour is making mego furious! pesarattu is fantastic! no wife, no children, no home these wooden sandals are worsethan a devil like wife. i will throw it!

this is happy! ingratitude beast! can you not hear me? why would you bother about my sorrow? generation gap! had it been your mother,where is she? where is it? there is a generation gapbetween us too! thorn! looks like it has entered deeply!wait, wait

i will remove it, just a minute. pesarattu!feed! i have told many times butanji is eating off the plants! i have told my children only one thing, if your childhood is difficult,you would live happily all life, if your childhood is happy,wait i say! if your childhood is happy, you wouldspend rest of life with difficulties. advice anji! anji is missing since morning.

anji is missing dear! where is your child? where did you go away, dear? coming, coming! where is our anji? relationships are short lived! mother, delivery date of yourdaughter-in-law has been given. your grandson has senta cartoon film, watch it. tale of stomach of appadam grandpa!

as soon as grandpa gets upearly morning, one spoon of honey andlittle lime juice, then breathing exercise for some time, i mean pranayama, after that breakfast! four idlis with coconut chutney,four vada with ginger chutney, with ghee and chili powder, then one jar full of filter coffee, little rest,

this is not a factory siren, it is siren of grandpa is stomach, it means lunch time! it is lunch time! menu, first copiously mashed pulse, next is brinjal dish, then dappalam with four appalams, then, finally top it with curdand mango stone!

finish it with sweets andbetel leaves! a commercial break! it means grandpa takes a nap! one getting up at 4 pm, two corns or four pootharekulu, and then a very hot cup of tea, then he gives a small gap, after listening to news on radio, one dibbarotte withhoney sweetened drink,

or tamarind rice with pickle, along with a jug of cow milk, then two bananas and two spoons of the quota may double orgo triple also. poor stomach would go burstat such times! delivery date of madhava is wife hasbeen announced, he wants me there. go.come means, it is us both! let us go, come! cooking and eating,is life that is all?

no visits to holy placesor to see new places! let us go to see hollywoodand disneyland, come. he is not calling to takeyou around america, to become a midwife to his wifeand do all the chores. both husband and wifewould go to office, you have to take care of the new born,no need to tell all that. i will do it, is it wrong? blood relationship!you are the root! they say old gives way to new.

old is not always good andnew is not always bad. it was said by kalidas not appadas. get me that box. we used to get letters forobsequies of any dead. we used to sprinkle turmericwater to accept telegrams. whether it is good newsor bad news. but just a button will get usto hear and see them! though children are not here,they are before our eyes. this is communication.

we used to work hard physicallyto grind, pound or grate, then came grinder for your idlis, mixer for your chutneys, gas for our cooking! i am little happy for usingall these implements. this is relaxation. that is why your mother died cookingusing a firewood stove. so, please respect the oldand welcome the new! tell me the truth,

when i speak to childrensecretly over cell phone, did not you eavesdrop ourconversation and wipe tears? did i say anything wrong? got any of your old slippers? cockroaches are damaging the clothes,get few naphthalene balls. take it.give. why have you opened the cloth shop? not a shop, do you know what it is?what? see! our marriage dress.

my mother presented it. presented by eldest sonon sixtieth birthday. wait! what are these? no need to see, my saris.men do not know about it, why? peacock neck colour! you came here in this sari. i thought you were like a goddess. you wore this sari when you gotpregnant with our first child.

yes. this is when we poured berrieson our younger son, we were fighting like childrenwith children for the coins, you pinched me too,you wore this sari that day! when i was acceptingpresident is award, unable to bear the happiness,you were in tears of joy, you were in this sari that day! you were giving this to vessel seller, i had a fight with youand hid these two saris!

mine, absolutely mine! when i got operated for appendicitis, you came running to hospitalin anxiety, you were wearing this sari that day. when our children celebratedsixtieth birthday, you wore this sari that day! when retired and came home very sad, you hugged andwiped my face with this sari! enough?

all are different,appadas is different. keep your leg here.why? we get good slippers for rs.100. not for money, my dear silly wife! there is happiness in making it ourselves. i am a retired man! retired does not mean stop working. stop doing routine job! keep your feet here, keep!

wait!keep here! good! you try to do everything yourselfand raise my tension! it could be a scorpionor some poisonous insect. what if it gets serious? is it painful? i know hymn to reduce scorpionbite is effect. please got any relief?got a little relief,

teach me that hymn, if it bitesagain, i will use it myself. the hymn will not workif you do it yourself. there is a condition too! teach me, i can use it for others. i do not know any hymns,i just prayed to lord venkateshwara. what did you pray? to give your pain to me. if i die before you, how would it be?

am i that lucky? damn lady! so you are waitingfor my death, right? why are you asking such questions then? sleep without talking. death is inevitable! early or late, that is all! okay, think if you die before me.i am saved! i do not have to work anymore. if you go to heaven alone,will not i follow you in the next flight?

will not you let me be happy there also? though it is heaven,how can you spend time without me? is there no way for usto go together? why not? see! i will see how he can take us separately. mad man! buchi is man! good companion and good shade! your madam becoming my wife is fruitof my previous birth is good deeds.

father! nothing, i had to call underunavoidable circumstances. tell me. you know son of seetha ramamurthy uncle, i mean who was named after youas appadas hari prasad, and aunt, granddaughter of venkaiah, i mean who was named after mother, we decided to get them married inindia in our home before you both, if you say yes, all of us wouldcome to india next month,

i mean to get your blessings. i will discuss with motherand tell you. call me tomorrow. really? i am extremely happy! again 5 sons, daughters-in-law,grandchildren, it will be fun and frolicfor 10 days here! what else did he say? he said he will fix a date andcome to india. he is superstitious like you.

i will start making sweetsand savouries. it has not dawned yet!it is 3 am now if it is 3 am here,what is the time there? afternoon! sleep for another hour. i cannot sleep anymore. at least lie down! if he calls again, i will talk to him. okay. our buchi is marrying that boy

buchi marrying that boy buchi is marrying appadas. buchi is marrying appadas! true! we will be as happy as seeingour marriage again. how about bride wearingmy marriage sari? how can i accept if someoneelse wears your sari? let be granddaughter or some queen! buchi is buchi and sari is sari!

buchi is buchi! pickle belongs to us gongura chutney too is ours why do we need pizzas, burgers and pasta? coconut chutney for idlisginger chutney for pesarattu honey sweetener for dibbarotteif you do not get it, use jaggery hot milk pudding must be eaten freshand tamarind rice the next day chilly bajjis must burn the tonguevada must float in curd relish 25 mouths full of brinjal delicacy

lick the leaf cleanif it is pumpkin gravy when jack fruit is in home,it is obsequies for the dead elders many a generations ate happily makinga delicacy of mashed jack fruit gurazada said one who eats wellgets stronger appadas followed that in letterand spirit to eat three times a day i am dollar dakshinamurthy!did not recognize me? father of your second daughter-in-law! are you fine?i do not get time to visit you. you do not have the patienceto come there.

as my nri poet friend said, after reaching the land of dreams, would motherland appearin dreams, mother? that is why unable to bear anymore,i came here, mother. i want to eat from your handsand sleep in your lap. what is there in india? cow dung and donkey is egg! i mean cow dung and donkey is egg! if you board air india flight,

before air hostess gets your coffee,we will reach america. play with children in between,if there is time, have a coke. father-in-law, you get cow dungand donkey is egg in any country. what do we get here? affection, love! above all mother is here! eat well son! come children,mother is serving pickle rice. not for him, first me, mother!

why did it happen like that?not serious, right? just broke the leg. how long he will be in hospital? minimum a month that is whypostponed the marriage by 2 months. forget about marriage,health is more important. convince mother somehow!she will kill you. you should have seen her enthusiasm. she has made many boxes of sweetmeats. she may be shocked to hear this.

i will manage it, son. why do not you both come hereafter 2 months? i do not have any objections, but yourmother never steps out of this home. you know about her, right? do not put the blame on mother.are you ready to come? allow us to be here only! flight delay or is thereany change in the program? it seems he hurt his leg. i picked up the phone.

leave it. it will happenwhen it is destined to happen! it is god is will! you toiled hard to prepare things. leave it, i did it for my husband! have it! let us both have it. what is the special today? nothing, just sweets andsavouries only! few fruits and a glass of milk.today is saturday!

morning you made bitter gourd gravy, right? no need to eat left over,moreover today is saturday. tamarind rice and bitter gourd gravyare tasty next day only! will you lose anythingif you fast for a day? bitter gourd has medicinal qualities.it kills worms in stomach. it is blood purifierand averts skin diseases. leave me! it is there, get it yourself. i am fasting, serve yourself. what a taste!

heavenly! it is heaven before me! chew the leaf also along with food. you can reach heaven with body! if god of death yama comes here now, who is he? markandeya! it seems he held the lord shivain phallus form! i will hold this vessel with gravy, if i smear a little gravyon yama is tongue, forget about taking me with him,

he will sit to me and eatlike a gargantuan! what are you eating? i am not mad after food like you. if i say only fruits i mean it.see! what is that?black ammonite stone? grapes! your eyes have a problem. useless fruit! i hate that name also. what did this fruit do?

does it bring to your memorydraksharamam proposal? you will lose nothing, have few grapes. how dare you throw thosenasty fruits into my food! i hate grapes and draksharamam. it is bad omen while eating. bad omen! will you wash hands in food? can you get food again in this life? that draksharamam proposalbroaching about that proposal again!

yes, if you had accepted thatdraksharamam proposal, your bad time would have ended, maybe he would have decked you withjewels and took you around on elephant, you are going throughhell here with me, i denied you the lifeof an empress! even after i have told you this, you are still eatingthose nasty fruits! why are you kicking food? not kick, i will strangle and kill you.

kill me.i will kill you. die, diekill me it will be good riddance! i will hack you!get lost! who won now and who lost, lord? couple means tiffs, it is always sweet two instruments making soundbut the rhythm is one an old man with young heart is running a sixty year old woman is angry

two hearts are beatingbut the rhythm is one throwing aside the differences shedding tears, they laughed together it is raining,get up and sleep inside. get up, get up get up! 104! have little food! throw up!

i am feeling cold! legs are paining! buchi, open your mouth, have little! i do not want.please have a little. god! fortunate woman! dying as a married chaste woman! may you live long as marriedbe blessed with long life! at last you made me offerthe 1 lakh lamp prayer.

you are glowing likegoddess lalitha parameshwari! i got the best life partner evengod would not have been so lucky. as you said it would have been goodif you would accepted that draksharamam proposal. you married this lifelong poor man! did i give you any pleasure in life? bloody life! please calm down!what do i lack? i want only you in all my lives! i am telling you now,

there was not any proposalfrom draksharamam! no draksharamam proposal? really? what a good news! bloody bit no draksharamam proposal! there is no proposal from draksharamam! lord, it seems there was not anyproposal from draksharamam! just one rama and one seetha that is all!

hey draksharamam! you are a fake! you are a fake! draksharamam proposal was a fake! your madam is a bloody bit why are you still sleeping? birth is a game, death is a game love in between is game for you relationship is game, rivalry is game end is game for you

game is black and white victory of black and whiteis a game for you earth is a game, sky is a game you play the game,keeping me in mystery it is a game, right lord shiva?it is a game, right, kesava? i was scared i would die first. now a big burden has eased! it is over! had i died first,you may pour turmeric water on me,

god, you know he would havestruggled to live! first take him andthink about me later. i used to pray you every day! do not think will there be foolish wiveswho would wish death of their husbands? there will be! i love him to death! he is scared of darkness. he is afraid of thunders. he is afraid of lightning.

if he wakes up at midnight with hunger, who would prepare food for him? who would fulfil his silly wishes? son? daughter-in-law? grandson? or you? answer me! we merged like gold and lac. gold is gone! lac remains as residue!